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Simple
lessons in Tamil movies!
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Ever
wondered why hero is always never wrong and heroine
is simply the best women in the entire world.
And how she inevitably ends up with our hero?
The idiosyncrasies of our movies are vast that
they are just impossible to list down.
Tamil cinema is synonymous with several such inimitable
and hilarious characteristics that only our directors
can think of. Despite the fact that our films
have been subject to charades and spoofs many
a times some people out there just do not change
their perspective. Here is a simple imagination
of what Tamil movies are all about in the form
of Thiruvilayadal question-answer format.
The leading lady’s love interest?
It has to be to the do-gooder (hero)
Who would be interested in the villain
of a film?
Either the hero’s sister or the daughter
of a well-known
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hero
(please note that the hero should still be able to do
some gravity-defying stunts!).
In
period films, the English lady will fall in love with?
Her choice would also be our hero. Do not fail to note
that this lady will have a suitor from her clan, who will
only converse in Tamil throughout. Imagine!
What happens when someone wears a white outfit
during the climax?
He or she will definitely meet with a gory death but only
after delivering a lengthy dialogue
What is the role of a hero in movies that were
made two decades ago?
To avenge the death of his family
The role of heroes in the recent times?
To fight the daada that has entered his life unwittingly
and emerge into an even bigger daada!
What are two necessities for a hero who is on
an adventure trip?
A heroine and a comedian
What does an investigative hero find in a crime
scene?
A flashing object left by the convict that flickers in
the sunlight.
(By
Sudhakar, with inputs from Anitha.)
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